[ NOTE: I'm working on putting together an all-in-one package of all 14 volumes, to be available via bittorrent. Stay tuned.
In the meantime, click the graphics below to download a ZIP of each session. ]


SESSION 1 (68 songs)
Distorted and repetitive; I was just starting out, experimenting with my new work time diversion. ...You can actually skip the first three or four volumes if you want - it's not like you have to hear everything from the beginning!.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Doowop Intro
(I Wanna) Scat
Blub Blub Blub Blub Blub
Fat Fart
Can U Hear Me?
Palindromic Splorch Injector
What Drugs? / Smell It
SESSION 2 (20 songs)
Still repetitive, but mostly in the sense of reusing the same percussion sounds for most everything. But it's getting better.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Jello Sheriff [comprised entirely of Bill Cosby samples]
Daa Daa
On Black
Can't Stop Now
10 Seconds / I Don't Need Anybody
SESSION 3 (25 songs)
It starts to get a little more professional here; I have the feeling this was intended to be an album.

HIGHLIGHTS:
I Would Die 4 Run 2 U
Buff Love
Everybody Knows a Turkey
Hairdo USA
HaHaHaHa
Good Herb (pts. 1-4)
Big Piece of Shit
SESSION 4 (11 songs)
A short companion EP to #3 perhaps?

HIGHLIGHTS:
Is Love Real?
Soma (I Rot)
Surprise Yourself with Breakfast
Destination
SESSION 5 (44 songs)
During the process of recording to minidisc, these selection turned out bass-heavy and distorted. Still, some classic crap.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Erebus!
Tight Li'l Song
Fuck You!
Pigschool
Eeeoops
Fock!
Do It (Fuckface)
SESSION 6 (59 songs)
This hour-long compilation is a good place to start.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Fab Sabbath
Jazz Supply
Supernova of Negative Energy
Whtevr
Casino
I.G.M.D.S.
Blackspock
Loaded Pistol
SESSION 7 (70 songs)
Up-beat and consistently weird for an hour and a half.

HIGHLIGHTS:
He Helped Me Nail His Head To The Vatican
Lame Now I Think
Captivity
Brackened
DIE!
Good 2 Ya Good 4 Ya
Ding Dong
Rum and Coke
Dancefloor Classic
SESSION 8 (42 songs)
Features increased use of mash-up techniques; also more attempts at solid dance tracks. Still hilarious.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Where's This MF Chapter 2
Title Unknown - Starts with C
Come Inside My Darling
Bean Hills Boom pts. 1-3
Morphing a Muscle
Pretty Purpose
Westside Border
Push The Dancer
SESSION 9 (30 songs)
Continuing in the mash-up vein of #8, with more ambient elements; this is about the time when each collection focused on multi-part songs and segues between disparate tracks.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Werewolves of Beat Street
Freezin 40
The Get Back
WHAT
Truly Genuine
Cherokee Tone Miner
Smoke Smoke
SESSION 10 (27 songs)
I hate to finally use this phrase, but: More of the same.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Smokeboxx
Ready 2 Die
Don't Piss on Me
EZOO
Sprite Psycho
White Trash Fit
Bum Bum Bum
Have You Theen My Country?
SESSION 11 (50 songs)
This eclectic hour-long comp is nearly seamless - at this point, some tracks have both intros and epilogues.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Charlie Song
Yahh Diddiddid
Lice and Stool
[comprised entirely of License to Ill samples]
Tossed in the Crib
Amazing Fantastic
GD Party pts. 0-4
X-Rated Exile
Time Once Again
Red Dread
Whoa, Row
SESSION 12 (19 songs)
A short collection of 19 oddball tunes; most of them surprisingly very laid-back.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Unleaded Romance
El Puñal de Acácia
Fabber Gucker
Back to the Middle
Sunshine Veggie Baby
SESSION 13 (31 songs)
Highly listenable (whatever THAT means!); a very solid groove-oriented collection.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Goofyfoot
Forming a Description of a Door
Dixie Shuffle
Teknograndaddy
Full-grown Androids Playing Lacrosse in Space
The Duke of Necro-genetic Heaviness
The Duke Regains the End
Call Me Mister Time
Record Bag
SESSION 14 (35 songs)
The final chapter goes out blazing in the now-solidified SCP "style", with a bit more extreme juxtaposition between the mellow and the hyper. An unassuming conclusion.

HIGHLIGHTS:

Supersonicalistic
Ass of Life
Bloating in the Moonlight
Don't Lose That Head / Mind Out of Head
Dizzy and Salty
Telephone
Paul's Broken a Glass
Enjoy the Revenge at Harvey's Cantina, NYC